Manager: ...." I'm sorry ma'am"
Customer: "I just don't like it that you only carry soft toilet tissue."
Manager: "There really isn't anything I can do to help you."
Customer: "If you buy the soft tissue, people like how it feel and they use more and stop up the toilet."
Manager: "Again ma'am, I'm sorry. I have no control over the softness of the toilet tissue."
Me: (running to my car so I can laugh my butt off) hahahahahahahahaha!!!!
this is a true story and written as it was heard...