World's Shortest Fairytale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"
The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping,
Drank margaritas with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook,
had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The End
(thanks sis!)
1 comment:
It's that the truth!! Why didn't I ever hear that one when I was a kid?? I got farted on yesterday...if only I knew then what I know now. Love your blog.
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